Came here to see/say this and left satisfied. You have to go to eBay to find a wired optical mouse, but it is well worth it. I picked up an quartz watch from Wish for $0.50. Hell I ever wear the thing sometimes when I have long sleeves.

You can’t even say Johnny Quest these days, that shit is racist as fuck.

damn you! I came here to post this.

I have a mild case of spoonerism. when I saw your headline, I instantly translated it into Bitch Farrier, and conjured up images of wee little cute black female pug dogs getting little iron shoes.

There looks to still be some work to be done here. As you can see from the pictures, the car looks to be in straight and solid condition, and the seller notes it to be free of rust. I guess interpretations can differ and there is a noticeable bit of pop-through evident above the right taillamp and well as on the…

Fucktard, just shut up.

Yup. It makes my dick itch to have someone just hang out next to me. I’m sure if I looked they are heads down in an iPhone too.

Grandmother, this is how you suck and egg.

Yup. my ‘98 Mark VIII has gauges that are just volt meters. The computer sends them a voltage and they sweep. Been that way on that car since ‘93, too.

This is the correct response.

Really? You are going to blame that on the boomers?

The diagram looks more like a clock.

Look at this absolute unit.

Have you seen the cars from the 70s?

This is the correct take.

How about ‘most people who would choose that job shouldn’t have it?”

Maybe.

No, I don’t threaten violence.

My point is that I may appear to be darting around, but I may not be trying to get ahead of you. Probably what I am doing is staying out of the left lane and getting as far right as I can to cruise.

...and you are an idiot.