A family of four with associated luggage should fit in a Golf. If they don’t you are doing something wrong. You don’t need a damned suburban. If you want a suburban that is a different thing and you should pay the gas guzzler tax on it.

Well played, sir, well played.

No. Ask me how regulation helped the 737 Max.

Handles like an F-150 and for the same reason: nose heavy.

Iono. I did a $500 top on a third gen MR2 and it took a while, but it wasn’t all that bad.

X generally indicates AWD, but yes.

Is snake code for cock?  why would HR care about a snake?

...and you have a small penis.

Is it Philip or Mr. Dick?

Nobody said “tailpipe emissions,” dumbass.

Elon is an idiot and criminally insane. He should be locked up or hung from the highest tree.

Never been to Germany have you?

Gotsta have an SUV so you can sit up high so you’re not blinded by the headlights of all the other SUVs the because you’re a tiny insecure women or a man with a tiny little penis.

Tell that to old Abe.

The zero-emissions vehicle will feature connected...

Grant’s Tomb?

yeah, there was only one extra hole and it was in the back.

You can IDENTIFY as a billionaire.

You’re fired. hand over your press pass and your Jalop card, and GTFO.

Shoes?