Two words: aerodynamics.
Big, flat asses act like big honking parachutes on the back of your car, my coupe has a nice, sloping aerodynamic rear window, trunk and bumper.

Long live Lincoln! Mine is both Lincoln and 2 door sporty.
(Yes, that is a Tremec 6060 six speed)

I SAID ‘GOOD DAY!’

They did “add lightness.” They ended up at 5300 pounds.

+1 for calling me a milquetoast.

People that age are always outraged. the rest of them were outraged that Porsche DIDN’T make an SUV, and that is how we got here.

why not just use a hydrogen fuel cell? then you get to fill up gasoline style and the instant torque of a battery propelled car.

where is the Dodge Caravan SXT?

Only dead people drive Buicks.

Came here to see this. Left satisfied.

oh yeah, and User Name checks out.

This. I had an E60 550i (with the six speed, natch) and that car is a blast to hoon. ...and I completely toasted the ISF on several 30 stomps too.

COTD

I’m STILL shorter and uglier. Wider though.

...and already been made.

I’m smaller and uglier. Feel better?

I was thinking Ice Dancing.

I was thinking Ice Dancing.

wide-mouthed waterbottle

Norm!