Tofu looks as if and has he consistency to prove that it’s already been recycled.

Oxymoronic. (yeah, I made that up and it makes me giggle.
Meh and Enthusiast can’t exist in the same universe. (-ish, the angry old dude above and his brethren being the exceptions)

Rude is a fan of the Dodge Caravan XYZPDQ (or whatever the letters are) IIRC.

Username checks out.

Marge misses.

No, that’s Jaguar, not Ford:

I’ll take a Cuban Goddess, while you’re up.

non-adult still living at home kid who is 34?

Miata is always the answer.

Has mass. Occupies space. I concur.

I’m pretty sure Israel can turn Iran into a huge ghost town.

Two words: Jerusalem

I didn’t know chickens had boners

120/day, here.

wha? who?

I didn’t notice the difference. just looked twice and couldn’t tell you what the differences are.

You said “Bertone” and when I looked at the picture I tried to make that Volvo an X 1/9

Made my brain hurt.

The Mark VIII is an amazing car with a ton of firsts amazing specs and just a great place to start for a hot rod, without having to engine swap plus 4wdiscs, IRS and a great looking car, but:

Blend Door Actuator.

When it breaks, no heat. It is badly engineered and WILL break. The premise is this:
Engineering mistake…

Came here to say this, left satisfied.

buddy of mine shoved one of those little Buick V8s into the front of a TR8