Good start.

Season finale???

Prior to 2008, lenders, bankers, were giving hundreds of thousands of dollars each to people they KNEW couldn’t pay it back. If that isn’t stupid, what is?

the JONESES

Season finale??

I had two. the 4.7L/5 speed was fun.

That was my first thought, kind of an expensive Chrysler 300.

faintly glowing dust

We all know what happens when there is wild inequity between the haves and the have nots.

How do you say 16 in French? Is it 1789 maybe?

Hey! That was my girl!

Put a TR6060 on it.

Robocop’s electric thief fryer.

“Aston Martin? A submarine?” you whisper to yourself, hoping no one realizes you’re reading those car blogs at work again. After the shock wears off, another thought, perhaps a comment, comes to mind: “Why is this on Jalopnik?”

You realize that something is up unless you live on a dirt road. you can see the leaky evidence on the driveway

My big honking Lincoln gets 27

Ich habe nie betrogen worden.

I have been telling you that Elon is an idiot. You (all) didn’t listen. You can’t solve problems just by hiring yes men and throwing cash at them.

Pay cash?

Where do i sign up for this posterior cleaning?????

Actually there is: unintended consequences.
You (as a government) can’t know what the unintended consequences of your actions. for example cars and their associated pollution are the unintended consequence of larger cities banning horses because poop.