Even if you found a diamond, an extremely unlikely occurrence, you would still have been rooting around inside a goat’s ass.

(notice the flawless use of the future perfect)

I’m printing Raph a Texan card now for using “mash” correctly in a sentence.

Have you ever driven a Buick? they have 9000 miles of suspension travel and wet noodle springs and shocks in an effort to have a nice ride. It’s like riding on 50 mattresses stacked up in the back of ‘58 Chevy pickup. You constantly wonder if you are going to flip first, or scrape off the door handles.

just like today’s NCPC, I would do nothing to your Dad’s Tempest.

D. Best as it is.

A nearly 60 year old car deserves more respect than to quadruple the number of valves add a couple of hair driers, etc.

OK, I can’t just leave that. I’ve driven an early 60s Poncho. Those things suck to drive. Now I’m going to have to…

Damnit. why do you have to make sense??????

Simmer down, Homer.

She still does.

Hers is more brown than that. ...hence the term ‘meat curtains.’

None of these, not one, ever got over 100,o00 miles, much less 80 times that.

Let’s see if we can find Rob a Trabant for tomorrow.

How did that goat get a diamond in his ass?

I think Marge (MarginOfError) has this covered, above.

Go find some $5 POS to LS swap.

Never. Ever. Buy. Buick. Unless you can get a pristine GNX for a dollar two ninety eight, nothing good ever wore a Buick badge.

Nose. Horseradish. Again. 

...and your $9999 car is suddenly worth $9.99.

LS none of the things.

?The Hyabusa engine would run from that and it probably weighs 3000 pounds.

Two girls and a cup on a sunbird.

You, sir, made roast beef, and more importantly horseradish, come out my nose when your page opened.

Take your fucking star.

Except that most people knew that Rosa Parks was being unfairly treated. With speed limits, mothers and control freaks think they are protecting the children. Speed limits are a horse of a different feather altogether.

the Gladys Kravitz’s of the world are 100% convinced that they know what is best for you and for me…