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This Marge dude, while not having blue hair, DOES have the correct answer.

Min(n)i(e) Driver

‘bout to say, I don’t drive my VAG product in in public, generally.

I guess with enough attack angle and surface area you could get a 747 off the ground at 80. The wings presented however are for looks.

Lincoln makes a lightweight (3500 lbs) sedan (two- or four-door) with RWD or rear biased AWD, and the GT TT V6 or a Voodoo, 6+M or 10A,

I’ll write a check for it.

If Lincoln would produce a RWD/AWD biased to the rear sedan (two door or four door) with “adequate” horsepressure, think ecoboost V6 (fromt he GT) or Voodoo, just QUIET, I’d go buy one today.

You turn your air conditioner compressor off with a pressure switch, and all the modern stupid charged cars have a bypass around the compressor. Why couldn’t you have a big red button so you could “Hit the blowah!”

The general public, and people in general are idiots.

that is how we ended up with the Mustang II and the S/CUV craze.

Johann had the opportunity to print money, that is push S/CUVs and instead brought us the first Cadillac-only engine in decades. I say good job, but clearly this gets you fired.

As said below, Americans suck.

...and clearly really attractive.

Eh, Leslie was a (6'+ tall plus 6" heels) stripper (I am not tall (She could literally hang a leg over my shoulder just standing there)) and every girlfriend I ever had thought she was after me.

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Thanks for the compliment honey, but what Leslie wanted, Leslie got.

It’s no joke that the Ford Mustang is by all accounts the most successful pony car in history. And, its third generation, running from the 1979 through 1993 model years, proved to be the longest running edition by far. For having that long a run, it’s interesting for that model to have been—dare I say it—the least…

If you’re racing a 88 Civic with a fart can you are correct. Like drifting, real drag racing takes quite a bit of skill and practice. Unlike drifting, it is a real sport with a real, well defined goal: Get there first.

I do not understand “Style Points.” Do they give prizes and do people win drifting competitions for…

THIS is the correct response.

Actually, with a six speed, lots of bracing, twin turbos, coil overs, 4.10 torsen, and big brakes, that particular Mark VIII is faster than anything you’ve ever sat in, and probably faster around the track, any track, than the cars in this article.

Watch your mouth junior.

Yeah, I think so. Lived in Charlotte. I moved away, she moved away, blahblahblah. (that looks like Ballaban)

Her first name is Leslie.

Hey,I know that chick!

The erector set is there for looks alone. They don’t do anything under about 80.

oh, and if you want grip, use slicks.

Wait. Why are there huge erector set spoilers on the ass ends of these cars if they are INTENTIONALLY smoking tires? Wouldn’t that make it harder to do what they are trying to do. See previous comment.