That is not my problem.

So yeah. My first car was a 1979 Honda CVCC with the infamous 1500 and a manual five speed. My mother tried and tried to teach me to drive that thing and would get frustrated after about five minutes of “you have to have the right proportion of throttle and clutch.”

Pop took me out to the Sears parking lot at the mall…

This car and the Super HICAS was the tits when we (me and my buddies (We’re OLD) not you and I) were in college.

I like ‘hypothesis’ better.

You’ve never seen that?

Everyone knows that Texans are liars and cheats.

1. That’s not yours to “admit” and
2. Mexico could be illegally occupied Texas and full of Mexicans.

I’ll bet your mother called you a special snowflake.

Bovines with abnormally large horns do not post on Jalopnik. Ever.

How do we know you aren’t a Texan?

Theorem disproven.

From Texas. Neither lies nor cheats.

Theorem disproven.

...oh wait, Apple hasn’t had an innovative product either since LISA in 1985

You know kinda like “He my boo.”

Don’t get cocky, kid.

Is it me or does it seem like this will be perfect for exiting in a circular fashion, the whole thing spins and when your chair gets to the opening the chair swivels and expels EJECTS you out onto the street. Clearly this version if for RHD countries.

think of the tidal forces

Mind controlling chemtrails for the government?

Not a chance.

They can’t figure out how to get ANYTHING done.

I’m pretty sure that nobody important should be tweeting anyway. Ever hear of the concept of “Plausible deniability?”

Meaning “Elon is an idiot?”

Huge f***ing heuvos.

did you figure it out during your plummet to earth?