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DAMN YOU!

I see what you did there.

2nd Gear: Does Sergio Marchionne Leaving Set FCA Up For A Merger?

Bye bye, Elon. I’ll miss calling you and idiot. 

no, I completely missed that. David needs to get to my level of redneckery

I have one of each of the above cars.

Uh, if you are Uber, your first priority is to STFU.

I suggest a Lincoln Mark VIII with twin turbos, big brakes, tight, coil over suspension and a six speed conversion, OR a Jaguar X-Type with the drivetrain out of a new Ecoboost AWD Fusion.

You all know why I like these two particular cars.

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Great. Now I have the earbug stuck in my brain.

Nobody ever said ‘no speed limit enforcement’
Where do you get that?
I did address exactly “how speed limits should be enforced and acted upon.” How did you miss that?

I find your faith in government, rules and regulations and those who implement them, short sighted and contradictory.
There is a conflict of interest between the people who make the rules and their collective pocket books.

How precisely do you think these limits are established and by whom? Don’t you think there is

avoirdupois.

I gave you reasonable speed limits. What I stated, had you bothered to read what I wrote, was for the government to FUCK OFF, and stay out of our collective business and act like the Germans: where there is a need for a lower limit, have a zone where speeding results in death by burning you alive IN YOUR CAR. Other

I think I’m going to code a page where you can type in things and have it said in Yoda voice.

Two words: snorkel.

Ford Suburban. That should be a thing, just with a different name.

...the farts are coming back.

All of this and it’s still a transportation appliance. I’ll bet someone put this level of thought into your refrigerator, too, but who gives a fuck? refrigerators aren’t meant to stir the soul, cars are.

Nice knobs. I can’t see her button, though.