Totally. I was so excited when we got one to try the different food items they would keep advertising. Turns out, what they actually sold was complete garbage.

Pineapple Express is top notch, screwdriverpenis!

Sometimes people wonder why the wedding cake thing is such a big deal. Then, you’re looking at your wife’s Facebook feed and some guy she worked with ten years ago who describes himself as a “constitutional centrist” is using the wedding cake issue to justify denying gay couples adoptions.

Gotta draw that line hard and…

J’aime faire des croquettes au chien

what gifs were made for

I really hope the final season ends with Dennis revealing that he's actually a serial killer. 

Well yeah, but that’s like comparing a horrible bout of stomach flu with Ebola - sure, you end up with stomach flu > Ebola, but that’s just because the second thing sucked so spectacularly.

Edit: I just realized I was thinking you were talking about the 5th one, but you meant the 3rd one, which was great and therefore…

I’ve thought about doing the same thing, but I normally end up being too lazy. I’ll get to McDonald’s and just buy the SEC McMuffin, or buy the Sausage McMuffin and get home and just eat the stupid thing.

One day it dawned on me, to ask for a “real” egg on the McGriddle. Then I saw the magic words on the screen “SUB ROUND EGG” and my life has been forever changed for the better...

I thought everyone dried off in the shower/tub...then I got married.  I’ve never seen a bathroom floor so wet!

You’re getting rescued from the grays for this comment, and you’ll have to live with that forever.

I remember that waaay back in the ‘90s, Details magazine had a “Reader’s Tips” section, and some fool wrote in with a way to never pee on the seat in the middle of the night that involved staring at the toilet, then turning on the bathroom light for a second and then you could aim for the after-image imprinted on your…

““If you spread your cheeks as you sit down, you have a lot less wiping to do,” says repliers_beware. I’m not sure how this works, but some redditors really seem to like it.”

whats not to get? while standing grab your left butt cheek with your left hand and your right butt cheek with your right hand. as you go to sit…

A piece of cardboard cut to the shape of the cooler’s lid and placed on top of your food will also help keep cold air in.

Here’s a cheap cooler hack...

I never watched Episodes but I thought it was a pretty well-regarded show.

The premise isn’t anything new, but I kind of like that trailer. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯