I know we’re supposed to be grossed out by the spit thing but that picture makes me want a burger so fucking bad.

Going by his ‘you don’t need to use your powers to save people’ speech it seems that Pa Kent has also read The Fountainhead.

I thought somehow a time-traveling young Ad Rock had snuck on stage.

I was at a law school party at a hotel... 2 “bars” a couple hundred people... We basically just socialized in line, got drinks, got back in line.

“The Case for Two Libations”

i feel like merchandise deals really make up the difference. think about how many sassy shirts with stewie you’ve seen in the last 20 years.

The greatest thing that John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd did for the world was use the Blues Brothers and The Blues Brothers to highlight some of the greatest session musicians ever to play.   They all became more than faces behind the better known frontmen and women.  Add to that preserving performances by Cab Calloway,…

That movie is indelibly etched into my brain to the point where I was kind of shocked to find out he was 88.

You just go on without your dry white toast, without your four fried chickens, and WITHOUT Matt Guitar Murphy.

It’s crazy how Sha Na Na shows up everywhere. Woodstock, Monterey Pop, etc

Give me a post-show couch talk with Yvette Nicole Brown and Retta.

Yvette Nicole Brown can take over the AMC aftershow panels.

It’s the biggest paid ad on the broadcast, so Pepsi usually steps in and sponsors the halftime show.

While I agree with your sentiment, be careful quoting Leviticus (even an improvised quote like this). The very next chapter talks about putting people to death for homosexuality, so it’s a kinda messed up book of the Bible.

Probably my favorite from him. The “Sorry for the convenience” totally makes it.

The genius of Hedberg’s work is I never get tired of seeing the jokes, and - even when only written - I never forget the inflection.

As an almost 40 year old, while being responsible with careers, kids and other adult things, when my old high school friends and I get together things can devolve into fun-loving mayhem as well, if just for the one night or day we are together. 

“You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, muthafucka!”

It if they had called it a chapel it’d be fine, yeah? “Here’s a quiet place weirdos can worry about whether they touch themselves too much.” “Oh nooo! Sharia law has taken over!”

It’s really all about common courtesy. A tip from a guy who flys 60+ times a year. Reclining is very impolite and doesn’t even really improve the comfort of your seat.