Forget about it, Jake. It’s RedditTown.

They’ve done a pretty good job at lessening bots over the last few years. The brokers now just hire a roomful of people to buy tickets and they know every trick to get through faster.

Too bad they can’t do anything about the bots that buy up all the tickets only to scalp them on ticket resellers later.

The article also never says which major news conglomerates condemn baby-eating, so by that logic, we have to assume that all of them condone it.

Where in this article does it say other major news conglomerates aren’t doing this?

Point out another media company that makes their local stations read the same forced talking points, and your point will be taken seriously.

Mad’s “Head of the Crass” parody was much funnier.

I just found out yesterday this guy was on Head of the Class! Now that was a good show. Or, my reality-bending nostalgia remembers it as being a good show. Who knows?

Gee, I’m real sorry your career blew up, Ricky.

‘85 was like, the only good year in the 80's. They better do it justice.

I once shot pool with MJH. She was very small and smoked her cigarette poorly.

He started to turn it around at the end of season one.

Steve was fantastic with the kids in season two, and even took Nancy moving on very graciously. I don’t get it either, but he is now the best

My bad. It’s the corollary to Clarke’s third law: “Any sufficiently advanced troll is indistinguishable from actual stupid” :P

Do you get paid for nonsense outrage or is more of a hobby?

Oh, but the dunes are lovely.

Pancakes. He made pancakes.

i occasionally pull up this clip to watch/listen to just because of how awesome the prince solo was. never gets old.

Battle Beyond The Stars is my favorite Star Wars ripoff. And while the goofy space carrot monster kind of ruins the end, there are a few genuinely suspenseful moments in It Conquered The World. Which is a lot more than you can say for about 90% of 50s horror films in general.

I'll always adore Wes Anderson's style, but I'm about this close to full blown resentment for his popularity through visual obsession like this. You're right, there are like, 15 of these visual essays … and his decoration and photography, as sumptuous as it is … is also easy to read and understand.