You know who's not a stand up guy? Rich Behm.

FOURTH AND LONG! MONDAYS ON SPIKETV! BE THERE!

@RoxanneEndymion: Indeed.

@ToobularBoobularJoy: Ute think so.

@SEC_SPEED_KILLS: Very nice.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Not after that Scott Simon interview, she won't!

It was actually thrown by a fellow Mets fan. Paul Lukas isn't fuckin' around when he says Ditch The Black.

Attention homely old-lady Pittsburgh fans: A new challenger awaits...

Are we sure that's not Drew?

meinous maria pringle; helen von bisquits woodiv wun teh kontesst!1!

Fridge collapsed in shock upon hearing that he was passed over for the title of "MVP of the Bedroom".

@ClueHeywood: Very nice.

Dear God, listening to Joe & Tim fill time during the umpire delay was pure hell.

That quote graphic should have known better than to mess with him.

I heard she applied for a commenter account as "JohnRockerSecretLover"

I can't believe the news today.

I was at Camden Yards when Sandy Alomar drilled Mussina in the face some years ago. It's creepy as hell to hear an entire stadium crowd instantly go silent.

Man, Art Alexakis has really fallen on hard times.

@MeAndChipperJones: Never too soon and will never get old.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: And when they closed the old stadium, she became veclempt and encouraged everyone to talk amongst themselves.