@UkraineNotWeak: Lenny Dykstra caught the first pitch. He brought the booze over from Shea.
@GoyToTheWorld: Damn you.
What a world we live in where electronic monitoring bracelets are made by Tiger Beat.
@Father of 2 Future First Rounders: Heh. Rich Weiner.
@parsley sagehenbait rosemary and thyme: +1 pitcher of iced tea
@Matt Sussman: Nope. He's just gonna make like a tree and use the exit.
@the earl of weaver: Fantastic. +1 cotw nomination.
I pushed his face right in the fucking hood, I said, 'You buy this fuckin car or I'll break your fuckin head.' I had problems over there Paul.
@Business_Socks: FIX YO' BLOCKS!
@BruschisBrewsky: See, it's a joke. Roy Williams is incapable of compassion let alone consoling someone...so there's no picture. Get it? Guys?
@George Brett's Butler: There it is. I was scrambling for a good car crash joke but came up empty.
@ClintonPortishead: So you would consider that a "Rude A-Wake-ning"?
@PermanentInjuredReserve: If you can think of a better way to exchange protein strands, then I'd like to hear it.
@Gourmet Spud: Don't even go there.
@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: When asked if they were interested in Cutler they responded, "Oh, don't be thilly."
@Kid Canada: +1 half japanese girl.
@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Caps win in SO.
@Rock You Like An Iracane: If any of you cheap pizza lovers are ever in Baltimore, I'll meet you here: