@Rock You Like An Iracane: Oh, I'm getting nostalgic for the days of 1999 when I would borrow cars to fly down the road to next-college-town-over to see the GF. Exams tommorow? Meh, there's drunk sex to be had.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: You in undergrad? You need to start stuffing your pockets at the dining hall with your meal plan.

@Encouraging Referee Pitman: While we're at it, FUCK THE CANES! Cock!

@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: Yeah, my Capslove has come back strong the last few years. It's beautiful to see a MD area pro sports team actually grow their own talent in the minors.

@Business_Socks: I tried "dushbag" but it won't register.

@Wampeters, Foma, and Pat Falloon: I'm here. I don't usually hang out in DUANville but as I'm watching Caps-Hurricanes, feel compelled to say:

@Chamomiles Davis: Fuck Yeah! Kickin' bass and takin' names!

@Gordon Gund's Blind Faith: Thank You! I was waiting for someone to address this growing problem.

@FirstDerivative: It's always fishing Season in the Abyss.

@Im Hafner the man I used to be back when I was using PEDs: +.

[Crimson And Cream Machine]

@LloydCarrPoolLane: [www.instantrimshot.com]

@Hustler of Culture: Some good 'ol commenter histrionics. Really classic stuff.

@Jen P: Definitely not the Hinote of your week, eh?

@Dan Daoust: Serious question for you as a Leafs fan: How attached are you to Kaberle? Seems like he never realized his potential.

@BulinWallFall: Yeah, I'm sticking with Wyshynski today too.

@ScientificMapp: Kittlejuice?

@Hatey McLife: Hey China, ever heard of this place called Gitmo? Yeah well, we might have a pretty sweet deal for you.

Oh Terps, why must you tease me so?

@Stoned Lightning: +1