@Gourmet Spud: UH-HUGHHH.

@UpstateUnderdog: Pittsburgh Pirates merchandise!? Ho, ho, that's rich!

And for once I get to be thankful for the lack of streaming media here at the office.

@wonderlic—-myballs: +1 hatchet.

@Doyle McPoyle: Don't bother with the advice, McPoyle. She's a Grade A moron.

@Juancho: Even better is that I've got the subject some Gawker art giving him a "WTF is your problem?" look.

@FirstDerivative: Nope, watching Caps-Wings. Caps look like the real deal.

Caption: "I got ya fuggin' repyatation right here."

@RootingForTheMeteor: Or maybe that's just because of your tiny laptop screen and nobody knows what you're talking about, jackass.

As a subtle homage, she even wore the Gawker blockquote graphic on her sleeve.

@UkraineNotWeak: ...grumble, grumble, Buzz, grumble, grumble...

@blastitbiggs: ...and there were all these guys in red pajamas sticking pitchforks in my butt.

@Mean_Old_Frisco: "That goes for you too, Harper!"

@Da_Mang: It all started after his nasty breakup with Najeh.

@UpstateUnderdog: The pregame ritual was also referred to as monkey torture.

@Roto_Tudor: So all myelin is falling on deaf ears!?

Shenanigans! The photo on the right isn't really a brain image. It's the leftovers they found in Strzelczyk's beard.

@Quake 'n' Shake: +1 Exxon credit card.

"tiny cheese wedge helmets help keep them from getting concussions"

@twoeightnine: Seriously though, it looks like the entire dresses are photoshopped onto naked bodies.