@André Roussimoff: Geez. Sounds like Rice is on a seek and destroy mission.

@Scott Baiowulf: The proportions of a Lego head to a Lego body, however, are dead on.

@Hustler of Culture: Apolo-gize?

Sentencing Recommendation: Bottom of a pile-on with Bill Romanowski.

@SEC_SPEED_KILLS: Because nobody's old man accused him of it.

@MeSoHornsby: Can any of us really deny that?

@RootingForTheMeteor: Way to type, jackass.

@Old No.7: Great minds...

@Magnakai Haaskivi: Irvin to waht time it was because he just saw a Glock.

I have a hipster neighbor who definitely has no idea what a gem he has with a no-visible-rust 67 Karmann Ghia.

@MattinglysSideburns: There's the winner in that pun category.

@Steve_U: It's because there's No Phone at their headquarters.

@MattMillenFanClub: You'll all be given cushy jobs!

@Weed Against Speed: Then you should check out the "Hairy Maley" scene from The Cockfather: Part XIV.

@ClintonPortishead: Well la-dee-da Mr. Star Commenter. Too good for underscores, huh?

@The Starting Line of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers: Don't you know dignity when you see it!?

Dear Rick,

@Matt_T: When asked if Gibbard will be named a suspect, the Police Chief said, "We have the facts and were voting yes."

Just when we thought we were safe from Woody Allen quotes...

In related news, Ed Werder has been arrested for conspiring to kill John Barr.