Anybody else hear the "Loose Change" soundtrack in their head while reading that?

Yeah, I bought yer mutt. And I 'ate him!

I, for one, am thouroughly disappointed that the upstanding folks at Busted Coverage would print such a racy photo.

Paging Mr. Iracane, there's a Mr. Lewellyn on hold for you.

Nice cover up, Mr. PR Guy. It was actually emo Vince Young just trying to see if he could still feel pain.

This just in: On that Comcast Jay Glazer Football Show-dealie, Eddie George just said he didn't know there were ties in the NFL either. HA!

The Knicks just wanted a good deal on a Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man.

@Gourmet Spud: Not so fast. Minnesota voters look at The Body of work a candidate puts together.

@Gourmet Spud: I wonder if they'll ever make Aments with Oklahoma City?

@Gourmet Spud: Big Lo wonders if he'd be vedder off dead.

Gilbert Arenas? How about "Drill Her...something...something..."

Glad He Ate Her

"I'm carrying your child, Joe. It's a girl. How do you like the name Suzy?"

@Hustler of Culture: I don't blame him. The Orioles were in complete clusterfuckery after 98 and he had just been drilled in the face by a dude named Sandy.

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Ooh, ooh! I was at that game! So, yeah, I'm awesome.

Cito sucks!

@MeSoHornsby: Um, yeah, me neither. But could you forward me that link just to be sure...

@Afino: What a way to start the morning! Two large breasted ESPN employees in one pic!

@Pesti-Esti: +1. They do it to me every time.

It's Spanish for "of the Dodds"