@twoeightnine: Game over. You win.

I reckon you might could burn an awful lotta couches wit 2.5 million smackers.

@Josh Zerkle: So...her dad would have recognized "it".

Where's your god now, Seahawks Hat Guy?

@Doyle McPoyle: He would have said "mobile shout out" but those Discovery Channel lawyers are freakin' pitbulls.

It's not McNabb's fault. Bud Selig told him that the Super Bowl could end in a tie, but then said that they could finish the game later.

See that, Troy Smith? Everything's gonna be AOK...

@Return of DaOtter: Really? Seems to me they didn't even Czech the rule book.

@sagehenbait: I don't know what all the yeltsin' was about. The ref was just putin his foot down.

Your move, Buck Burnette.

There's nothing humerus about the way he's treating that skeleton.

@Doyle McPoyle:

@Sports-Pun: Good thing he doesn't own a pistil.

@Sports-Pun: He doesn't really have a drug problem. He just wants to branch out into a new career.

@Sports-Pun:

It was later discovered that one of the teens was actually Trenton Titsworth.

@Doyle McPoyle:

"If farming life remains all drudgery, of course people will keep leaving the land. There are 900 million peasants in China. They need the release of sport," said Kang, of Fujian province, still huffing after his heat.

He's still got nothing on Rusty Kuntz.

The Aboriginal man in the middle seems to be brandishing some other type of spear.