This looks worse than Indiana Jones and the crystal skull.

Last episode Quagmire had a front row seat to watch Brian have sex with another dog because he has a pass to watch anything sexual in town.

Ripping out a fetus while mmmbop plays in the background.

I remember when she was writing Bible fan fiction.

Jaden Smith shows up in bright 2, beating a monster to death with a giant Toblerone.

George R. Binks!

I just have one question for Scott Adams. Which came first, Ranch or Cool Ranch? *Click*

Wait,wait,wait hold up. The Family Circus is now funny?!

No, but Prince Adam did and his name was Ram Man.

AV Club writers.

Someone’s going to hot glue it.

It will be 90% footage of traveling from one location to the next where nothing of importance happen, but Gandalph talks about the rich history of Middle Earth. Also singing. LOTS of singing.

WTF is that?!

YouTube is a serpent fucking it’s own tail. No excuse me while I go make the top ten worst toy unboxing videos and then film myself screaming at a video of an 11 year old girl because she didn’t know who Optimus Prime was.

I don’t know if they do anymore, but they used to. I was brought to a girl scout recruitment meeting in the 80's by my female cousin and I saw one male scout there.

It’s Chewie’s personal living Fleshlight.

Superman is coming back wearing a black suit, maybe he’s working for Darkseid or something. Also Aquaman will be wearing Atlantean armor at some point in the movie.

It’s a step up from the original title: “The Lonely Black Pill Incel”.

Originally Arthur cut off his own nose and sent it to a prostitute.

Wouldn’t want to be the poor technician who had to clean the cum out of the Hermione bot.