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The greatest crossover that ever was and ever will be.

I work for Cuckco. I sell swords to housewives door to door while their husbands watch.

Did you have Cutco knife fights?

It's a M. Night Shyamalan joint.

The feels guy to be in The Phantom of the Opera in a limited run engagement.

"We don't whitewash it, either, Morty. I mean, the pirates are really rapey."

I would rather have a gritty Mr. Meaty reboot.

And thus the dark ages of Cartoon Network was brought forth, with 90% of the schedule being occupied by Teen Titans Go! and The Power Puff Girls reboot.

Hi HI Puffy Amiyumi was the Pink Lady and Jeff of western cartoons.

I'm sure the whole member berries thing is about people would rather wallow in the nostalgia of the past rather than deal with the reality of the present. Also they turn out to be Barney's testicles or something.

The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel

The entire Simpsons cast resembles Mr Burns at this point.

Oh man that Adventure Time intro is timely, maybe in 5 years they'll have a Steven Universe intro.

It will join the pantheon of half forgotten shows such as Allen Gregory, Border Town, Capital Critters and Fish Police.

He watches Japanese feeder porno with his daughter and loves it! Not only that, but he reenacted a scene with his family!

Smurfify it by 10%

This Smurf movie is done by Studio Ghibli.

Liefeld's punishment is to listen to Sim's views on feminism forever.

Todd must be high on the fumes of the toys that he makes. "Spawn is back except it's nothing like him!"