He's in hell with Rob Liefeld, forced to draw the same pouch over and over for all eternity.

Whaaaaaaaat?! *rushes out and buys 100 copies of Harley Quinn #1 with die cut, glow in the dark, holographic, metalic embossed cover variants.*

All fast food will eventually devolve into their version of a turducken.

Interestingly enough, the pig still lives after literally being skinned alive. Somewhere out there, there are millions of pigs still screaming.

Bacon jerkoff explains what's it like to be an insufferable asshole

AKA Bridget Jones's miscarriage

There better be a witch this time! And her hat better be pointy and her skin better be green!

Come to Westworld! We've got all the sexbots and prostidroids you can handle!

Sharknado was only BASED on a true story.

THAT'S TOTES CRAY CRAY!

Mama mia!

Also every single one of these will feature a Funko product. And it's funny to me that this also features a beanie baby which Funko Pops are the modern equivalent of.

Superman was straight out pimping in that illustration.

Man, I do not care what Dr Who's newest space vibrator looks like.

In the stores around here there are still BvS merch on the shelves.

Spoiler alert! It's based off dongs.

It's a tie in to the new DC reboot.

As opposed to his formal batsuit which features bat cufflinks and matching tophat, (which is shaped like a bat).

Almost all of the BvS toys ended up in the clearance section.

The goggles do nothing!