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I got to say, this newest chapter in JK Rowlings "Magic in North America" is really disappointing.

Herbal meth heads

Chip confronts his mom and she has a heart attack, eventually dying in the hospital. Chip realizes he inadvertently killed the only person left on earth who loved him unconditionally. In a fit of inescapable despair he kills himself by jumping off the same bridge his father used.

No country for old cowboys.

I was half expecting the reveal that the cop was Mark Furhman.

Hamburger time.

Tim Heidecker making kids dissect clams in science class definitely felt like a Tim & Eric moment.

Followed up with the less popular game, Whack-Off-a-Mole.

It was a literal Rock-Afire-Explosion.

That Whack-a-Mole sequence was about Hank's fear of Y2K. Wait a minute… Whack-a-Mole creator has new invention that will be useful in the post apocalypse… OH MY GOD THE PROPHECY IS BECOMING TRUE! *jumps out window*

Beef swelling increase.

Where's that creepy mannequin Jeff from Today's Special?!

What they don't tell you is that the extra characters will be easter eggs. "Now after the credits if you freeze frame at 129:34 you can see the Punisher waving at you in the background!"

Just put Modok in the MCU already.

Wow, I'm first. A first for me.

The new season of Metalocalypse looks disappointing.

Poor man's Archie Bunker the animated series part 1 billion.

CANCELED!

Flash forward a year later, Family Guy making a lazy reference to this and The Cleveland Show being cancelled.

Hot damn!