I wouldn't call every black gun with a tactical rail on it "high-grade weaponry." They sell airsoft guns that look like that (I don't think the ones pictured are), but I get that it looks pretty intimidating. Friendly responsible gun owner here.

You are aware of the bath sheet right? It’s basically a beach towel sized bath towel.

I submit that Longhorn Steakhouse should rank higher due to the Chocolate Stampede. Possibly the best casual dining dessert available.

My two favorite rootbeers are Henry Weinhard's and Abita. They're sweet and smooth with that great molasses flavor I think a good root beer needs. You should try them if you can get them. They both seem to have extremely limited distribution.