You left out the easiest and most effective way to avoid hot-weather food poisoning. Avoid hot-weather.

I keep it simple with just mustard.  Mustard and mustard based sauces are vastly underappreciated, except for those who enjoy the South Carolina mustard BBQ sauce. Now that is something we should be singing the praises of more often.

Supernatural is fun! Let’s go see what other people think about it!

They always say “Never meet you heroes”, but to me, it’s always been “never meet other fans”.  They will inevitably ruin whatever thing you once loved and make you ashamed to be associated with it.

i hate the burn and spice of hops. i just want a cool, crisp beer. i REALLY like tucher and other hefeweisens.

Hops are delicious

You read my goddamn mind.

Yeah, I’m trying to figure out why I’m not ok with this given there’s already a talking gorilla in the cast and a bunch of other silly things, but for whatever reason my gut reaction is “This is too stupid for me.”

I propose we have a new phrase for jumping the shark.

So, increased costs in new cars, meaning increased taxes for the poor and middle class, but not so much for the rich. Guess we have to pay for those tax cuts and lower the budget deficit somehow.

Fuck everyone who voted third party while patting themselves on the back about how there’s no real difference. That’s the direction of my rage boner.

Yeah seriously.  Anyone who didn’t vote for her and said “they’re both the same” can go fuck themselves.  Elections have consequences-- and this is a big one.  

Don’t forget the third party voters. Fuck them too.

As well as those who voted third-party because it “sends a message” and they’re too “woke” to fall for the two-part system. FUCK THOSE PEOPLE.

To every person out there that couldn’t stomach Hillary, stomach the next 20 years with a Supreme Court that’s 6-3. and I’ll be surprised if it’s not 7-2 by 2020.

Goodbye abortion rights...

Because when you rent a car you don’t want to rent a beat up 3 year old model. That’s a good way to not have repeat customers. Rental car wear happens roughly 4x as quickly as for a normal commuter vehicle, so once they hit 25k miles they’re likely showing significant signs of wear. Nobody wants to plop down into some…

I can’t stand banana smell, if I’m in a meeting at work with a peel in the trash can it drives me crazy. Really that’s about the only one on the list I am adamant remains.

They just overcook it.  Apparently everyone does.  White meat is not dry or tasteless.

There is a certain sad poetry in the idea that the motorcycle brand that embodies all of America’s worst tendencies is poised to be stabbed in the back by the president that also embodies all of America’s worst tendencies.