that’s what happens with a lot of us nerd girls. we think we know the real world because of the way we experience it through literature, until losing a loved one or getting our ass handed to us by a broken heart SHOWS us what’s what. then, adrift with no moral compass left, when no book from Garcia Marquez to the…

Not spanking or being white?

Then again, your chances of getting run over by some asshole is a bit lower when you’re riding in place at a gym.