I mean.

This is how you do it, dumb ass.

I’m so saddened by this announcement, but happy it’s on her own terms.

Filed to: BOMB CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

guys hes not wrong

Gawker could really get a coffee table book out of it, together with illustrations!

Baby Trump approves!

Aha! You slipped this one into the middle:

Laughing through tears—many thanks...

When I had my abortion (in NC), I had to sit in a group “therapy” circle and discuss the process and what forms of birth control I planned on using post-abortion.

This is going to piss off so many people. Oh God! It’s beautiful.

Now we just need to workshop a transvaginal ultrasound equivalent. Transrectal firearm fitting?

Yes! I sent this tip. As someone who knows Stacey Newman personally, I can attest that she is one of the most kick-ass women I have ever met. She is always fighting the good fight for women in Missouri, and is someone we can all be proud of. Plus, she’s super nice, smart, and funny.

trying to hard not to lose my shit at work but “Human embodiment of hotdog filling” really got me

How does this epic work of compilation not have more stars?

You are doing God’s work.

Thumbs up, Anna.

The gun nuts are winning. Through violence and intimidation.

I matched with RiFF RAFF on Tinder this weekend. When I messaged him, he unmatched me. I am not sad about this.

Chanukah: Come for the so-so presents, stay for the immaculate wi-fi connection.