Sure, Citizens United can be beaten, but my argument wasn’t that citizens will never be defeated. My argument was that our country has always been controlled by the very few who have the power and ear of the government.

YES. Every 2 years you Kardashian watchers!

Katy Perry is officially Hilary Clinton’s Left Shark™

That... And the fact that

Not really.

In marshaling their financial resources chiefly behind Republican candidates, the donors are also serving as a kind of financial check on demographic forces that have been nudging the electorate toward support for the Democratic Party and its economic policies. Two-thirds of Americans support higher taxes on those…

I bet you’re a blast to hang out with.

Trump is Rick Perry.

Truth. Every time I see a new Carson article, I think “Why are they doing another story about his gay prison commen... Oh. He said another dumbass thing?! Who is this guy?!”

No doubt.

I have a feeling the word “ideally” is out of place in today’s GOP.

Here’s my theory.

Ugh, I know. Newt Gingrich was all “Hey guys, I’m available!”

Why should we redesign the packaging?! We’re free to package how we want! We shouldn’t be making such rash decisions after a rare incident takes place! Stop politicizing the issue!

One can hope.

Right. You can’t even call them a party anymore. They’re more like the mafia, or the old soviet communist party - lock step devotion to follow orders, or be done away with.

I knew it was a stretch, but it just flowed so well. And, terrifyingly, it was accurate in its portrayal of the GOP, so I just went with it.

Seriously though, this might be the moment historians talk about.

Everyone stay calm. This will go smoothly. Remember the last time a group like this changed leaders...

That’s not exactly speculative. Really nothing reportable about “man receives severance as expected” so it’s safe to assume this is outside of severance. Mileage definitely is. So there’s no sensationalized reporting here. Try Fox News.