Moon women can only be converted if their moon-men allow them to. So we’re good.

This is the perfect gift for this asshole’s bloviating bull shit.

“I’M THE KING OF YOUR WORLD, KATE! YOUR WORLD! [Sobs uncontrollably]”

We did know the chic from the Knick was Bono’s daughter! And she’s awesome, and I can’t wait for this show to come back!

Just the first replies to Chaffet’s latest tweet:

Dude. Cecile Richards is a f*cking badass.

Did you see that one staffer? She risked her life to save Carly. It was just pure instinct. She saw the falling curtains - and just put her arm around her.

Yep! This is my home town. And all this seems to fit perfectly.

But right now, when you have something that is against the rights of women, against the rights of gays, subjugates other religions, and a host of things that are not compatible with our Constitution, why in fact would you take that chance?”

VOTE.

1:00 mark:

When you utter the words:

Wow. I have a 13,000 mAh battery pack, and I literally charge it like once a month. It always good and ready for my iPad or phone.

Wow. I have a 13,000 mAh battery pack, and I literally charge it like once a month. It always good and ready for my…

“Well, don’t you look like a middle aged lady looking for a effeminate middle aged man who’s never been married....”

She’s one of those rare mod-er-ate rep-ubli-cans.

Seriously. I think it’s a lock she got butt implants and at least her cheeks done, I can see the chin too.

Lol

I'm def seeing Botox, cheek bones, and maybe a nose job.

Yea, guys, Kylie Jenner is just totes growing up like everyone else. No surgery. That would be crazy. Like, she’s Kylie, def not trying to be the reincarnation of Kim.