Fiona Apple is a national fucking treasure.

That whole line about it being an attempt to draw media attention to the trip is also some revisionist BULLLLSHIT.

That parking ticket doesn’t include the forceable separation from my family. Its a punishment, or deterrent that matches the level of the crime, which would be a misdemeanor. I would also add is what crossing the border is, a fucking misdemeanor. 

Ok, I’ll bite.

Something of a reality check, but it took me a minute, as an American, to wrap my head around the Democratic Unionist party being anti-abortion.

yes, thank you, all the stars.

This is one of the most beautiful and accurate descriptions of her work I’ve seen. Will be stealing this description.

...why is that the font on your phone :(

I’d like to throw Miss Fiona God-Damn Apple’s name into the mix. The woman is a national treasure

This poor woman in the middle trying to usher everyone down the aisle is already my favorite part of the sotu