As someone who was once a kid who was taken to taverns for meals on occasion, I will tell you that a lot of them are very uncomfortable for children. They’re confusing, there’s an atmosphere of adults being out of control, there’s nothing for kids to engage with. I hated it, honestly.

I’m usually turned off by “I can’t stop watching...” clickbait headlines, but I have to admit I watched that several times.

If you think any figment of your imagination (God, Allah, Jesus, Santa, etc) is talking to you, that is a mental health issue. You should be committed.

Seeing a black woman hate on Bruno Mars while using a Japanese handle that means “I love you” should be a textbook example of the word irony.

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

yeah, they COMBINEd them.

“Why does a conglomerate like Vista and a store like Dick’s sell both rifles and bike helmets? Because the outdoor industry is strange like that.”

Oh please Trump spare us the World Cup, it’d be the first good thing you’ve done. A USA World Cup would turn the “ACTUALLY SOCCER IS AMERICA’S FASTEST GROWING SPORTS!” crowd up to 11. No one cares, just let me watch football.

The men negotiate for the salary they want. The women wait for the men to negotiate and then simply complain that they are making less and end up with matching salaries without negotiation (see The X Files). This in itself may actually be a brilliant negotiating tactic depending on your frame of view.

The Prince bit was obviously for the local connection Prince had to Minnesota. But don’t let context get in the way of your narrative.

Something that can’t get lost in the discussion of this ho-hum performance is just how bad the wardrobe choices were. Timberlake looks so good in a (regular, non-camo) suit - why would you do this to him?!? Why would you do this to all of us??? The color pallet with the back-up dancers didn’t help anything, either.

I mean, to be fair, this is the first time Minnesotta has ever hosted a super bowl (I think). These women knew that, and chose to hold their press conference any way. They could have held it two weeks ago, and the press would have been there. They could have held it in a week and a half, and the press would have been…

Why cant someone make a controller with much bigger handles for people with large hands who would like a more secure hold.

Kate Dries you are a horrible person.

Kate, this may be a tenable position for a popular young lady with actual friends, but what about a lump like me? If I’m stranded in a bar, I can look at the TV and pretend to be really into soccer, no really, it’s quite riveting, the goaler is waving about something incessantly, I think he’s mad or something. If you…

There will doubtless be some of you who will also say that you don’t like sports bars, and love to chill alone at a normal bar on a weeknight quietly watching “the game” while those around you do whatever they’re doing, not bothering you.

Counterpoint: Sports bars are actually awful places to watch sports, and I routinely go to non-sports bars to watch sports in peace and quiet whilst eating food and drinking beer.

"Those are probably the most detached, unemotional tweets concerning sports you are likely to read and they are all a totally accurate description of what you are likely to see at any given game. Which is really, really strange when you think about it."