Look, this guy said some shitty stuff that I am sure he regrets in the light of day.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

I think it’s BS: the BLT already shows that it’s standard practice for capitalize our sandwich acronyms—how come we never see club sandwiches listed as a “CLUB sandwich?”

Seems like something that your shit-talking uncle came up with after four Miller High Lifes.

Sorry I’m not buy it.

(Imag because Kinja keeps lagging in Chrome and I didn’t want to retype it all.)

It’s saying Laurel, how is this even a blog post

How much does Nexis pay you per name drop?

So you’re saying they should have hired the outside firm to do the background check and kept the illegal checks in-house?

I think you’re missing some context. The Lions were prohibited by law from considering non-conviction felony arrests older than seven years, and to ensure that they did not violate the law, their search firm *intentionally* did not provide information about the arrest.

This whole thing is bizarre, but the part I can’t wrap my mind around is why they stopped traffic for this thing in the first place? Did someone call in and report a groundhog near the road so the police came out and blocked traffic? Did a motorist just stop of their own accord to keep it safe? Odd.

How do I get Netflix to take a hint and stop recommending stuff I’ve thumbs-downed and deleted?

scalloped potatoes

Could you imagine if this was a white Steward or Stewardess interacting with a black passenger? The riots and demonstrations would shut down airports across the country.

The flight attendants are in charge of safety in the cabin. What if they had a serious issue in flight, and she was too drunk/high to do anything? I’d say that qualifies as endagering lives.

Are you blaming the passenger for the drunk flight attendant? Talk about being fucked up.

I think it’s okay to “snitch” when it comes to airline safety.

If the waiter kept giving him the notice, I imagine that it was because the kid kept violating the policy.

Hot take: the restaurant is being reasonable with the notice, the dad is pearl clutching a little too hard, but the waiter was being a dick if he kept handing the notice to the dad. Like got it, good, I can read mother fucker.

Problem with a hanging notice is that people won’t read it. Espiecally not the parents of young children because they are contantly overwhelmed and inwardly focused. The motto of the parents of young children generally seems to be “fuck your rules, I have kids to take care of and therefore am more important.”

You named your kid Dexter? And give parenting advice?