I wrote this comment without a script.

Anybody want a peanut?

Then a felching Ryan Reynolds robot

And I can assure you, we're open.

Upvoted. You and I made nearly the same joke about a minute apart - but you were first.

Wait, wait. She's eating a book by David Foster Wallace, and someone else was eating pictures of Jason Segel, who played David Foster Wallace in a movie…

More like Infinite Dijest #amirite

Wonder if they're straight edge, too?

Came here for this, was not disappointed

And four is RIGHT OUT!

John Wick with a Vengeance

She lived for 44 years - in a row!

Fetch.

Much more importantly: What the hell is up with his right arm/hand?!

much much better - A++++ layout - would recommend

BIZARRE!

Wait, so we're saying it's Okay to go cup to mouth?

Yeah, s'all good, man. S'all good man. Saul Goodman!!!

Morgan Freeman?

Unbreakable 2: Unbreak Harder