bwahaha! Still laughing over, “Who is....your daddy?”

I’ve had my share of weird sex dreams (one memorable one where my partner and I decide to switch genitals), but the worst part of all of them is that sometimes I have dreams where I forget that all these men I’ve slept with are just figments of my imagination, and someone threatens to tell my boyfriend what a cheating…

Not gonna lie, I laughed out loud.

Alex Trebek. We were going to town, sweaty and frantic and he kept yelling, “Who is....your daddy?” over and over again like they phrase it on Jeopardy. Suddenly he pulled out and I was standing naked in front of the studio audience, crying.

I worked at a local hospital many moons ago and quit after about 6 months because of the stuff that happened to me. Both instances I’m about to tell you all about happened the same weekend and I quit the following Monday.

I am making the quite likely unwise decision to comment before I click through to the original article, because I didn’t see any mention on the bride’s part that she’s sent a heartfelt thank you letter to her bridesmaid for being part of her wedding party.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Giving a shit about my physical appearance.