His hair was perfect.

Kristol looks like he might enjoy that a little too much. "Just a little longer, Lord Vader. Almost there!"

Not even the Empire would place a venal boot-licker like Kristol anywhere in upper management. When has Bill ever demonstrated good judgement?

Shoulda been THE KILLS for K, who have always been better than the shallow crap from the killers.

OK, if you were paying attention, Coulson picked up those tweezers when the guard knocked him onto a tray of instruments before chaining him to the bed. Granted, that was kind of clumsy storytelling, but he didn't have the tweezers until after he entered the room.

Others have tried. VH1 actually attempted a US version of Never Mind the Buzzcocks back in 2002, hosted by Marc Maron, no less.