Come to Brooklyn! The Brooklyn Museum and the Botanical Garden are both great, iconic places to visit in my neighborhood. They are a short walk away from Prospect Park, a great park to walk or bike in, and not as huge and overwhelming as Central Park. Walking through Park Slope in Brooklyn is fun because of the…

She has become must-watch TV so fast in our household. It’s just amazing to watch her cut through all the bullshit and really deliver truth to power—and in a hilarious way. I want everyone to support her show because it feels genuinely subversive in a way that even Stewart didn’t—even at its strongest, ‘The Daily…

Watching her last night I finally had the feeling like yes we have a late night host who is skewering everyone who deserves it. When she read the feminist rule book and just said fuck it and destroyed her. John Oliver is great and fantastic at his job, but Sam Bee has that anger that we all feel hearing this type of…

One thing about me, I’m a very honorable guy.

Ladies and gentlemen, once again, George Carlin.

Only Donald Trump would “evolve” on abortion based on the experience of a dude.

I thought it was that stupid ‘moisture strip” on the razor that was scented! I didn’t think the handles were....that’s dumb.

I guess I could keep my pink reusable handle and just get the mens razor refills....HMMM...do they fit on each other? Or does the mens razor have a little penis attached to it that’ll only fit on…

The U.S. Olympic Trolling Judges award your performance a negative 10 points. A novice effort so lazy and unoriginal it doesn’t even rate an eyeroll.

My mom had me and my sisters believing that she didnt fart well into our teen years.

the illusion of american freedom~

That my high school bf was serious when he said, “I’m about to start the sports season, so if you can’t reach me, don’t worry. I like you and I still want to date you even if I’m busy”.

For some weird reason, my father told me that if you cut off your belly button, your butt would fall off. This fucking fascinated me, and I would spent way too much time thinking about what the inner workings of the human body could possibly be to make sure a thing happen.