Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

The Chargers finally got Bosa...

He misread and thought he was supposed to be getting ready for erection day.

Yeah, well I've been reading Deadspin longer than you've been posting here. And I never personally insulted you. So how about you show some class and keep it respectful.

I kind of hate how shitty Gawker writers are now writing for Deadspin about crap that has nothing to do with sports.

Umm, it was more than half of all the private people that she met with during her reign. It was clearly the means to gain her ear, to gain access. She was, therefore, selling her public office. What about people who lack the means to give millions to the Foundation for Graft and Influence Peddling, are they to be shut…

I tried

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

While it was a close shave, Felix is probably lucky she didn't get the full Brazilian.

No shit.

He looks like Joey Fatone

lol, probs hasnt shaved. worried a few strays can be seen

From the titles in the original video this took place is Bosnia. Considering what they’ve been through in recent decades, I think we can cut them a little frisbee slack.

i sure hope everything is ok with that woman’s vagina.

Actually, Lochte and his three teammates all gave different stories to police, steadfast in their commitment to the medley relay.

Doesn’t seem weird to me. A country that desperately wants to avoid the perception of it being lawless, and which has generally avoided any serious incidents so far, wants to avoid the embarrassment of a famous athlete getting robbed and the authorities being unable to solve the crime, so they will take these…

I got robbed once with two friends while walking to the Hell-Osco on Milwaukee Avenue in Chicago. Following that ordeal, what started as a grocery run turned into a marathon beer and shot session (with many free rounds when we retold the hold up story). Adrenaline works in strange ways.

As an Olympic swimmer, Lochte has called the experience, “The second most painful Brazilian of my life,”

I can’t disagree with any of this take. To find someone who wasn’t doping right along with him, you’d probably have to go to like the 50th place finisher, and that guy wasn’t beating Armstrong, doping or no doping.