I agree with your well thought out statements, but I’m giving you the star mostly based on your Big Lebowski reference.

+230 lb-ft torque in this old FWD skeleton? Assuming this project doesn’t have masterfully engineered suspension from a Civic Type R and LSD, holytorque steer batman!

I would buy a house with a 2 car garage and a modest mortgage. One can dream...

Brilliant! You get a star!

That’s a lot of socks!

That’s a lot of socks!

Keyword spam should be punishable by guillotine.

COTD!

And hopefully a manual transmission 🤞

1st gear:

From now on, I'm checking the link before I vote. I HATE keyword spam!!! 

Sweet, maybe one of the Supra variants will have a manual transmission 😉

Agreed. In the day in age where most people have smartphones with decent to great cameras there is no excuse to not have recent pictures of your car in the selling ad (unless you are trying to hide something).

It appears you are getting a lot of car for under $3k, but I'm not super familiar with Volvos so for all I know there could be thousands of dollars worth of maintenance lurking...

You get a start for working in a mullet reference in addition to commiting to coupes with kids.

Definite CP!

You get a star for a timeless upper decker reference! My friends and I used to joke about performing one in college, but AFAIK none of us actually pulled the trigger. It's a bold move and a logistics nightmare. 

Jorts FTW!

Can confirm eating a sandwich while driving a manual l, but I’m not proud of it. I hate waking up the next day, getting into my car, immediately smelling the gross food from the night before, and finding food particles...

How comfortable is the driver seat after a long drive?

How does it compare to the Hyundai Genesis Coupe 3.8 (R / Ultimate trims)?