Former soldier here. I care, even though I never went to the academy. My father-in-law (former sailor) and I have been blasting each other texts and memes all week as we always do in the run up.

wow. Not a dry Mike in the building.

The spirit of Brian Cardinal will just find another host.

Bring back Cheap Seats

There’s a reason his name is Rick Renteria and not Rick Owneria.

From watching Sesame Street trying to resuscitate Elmo for the past few years?

It’s good to see Renteria puts an emphasis on getting it over the plate. Go White Sox!

I saw Nick Viall walking down the street in Chicago about 3 years ago. Here are the stages of being a dude and recognizing somebody from The Bachelor(ette) on the street:

Deng knows a lot about suffering. He played under Vinny Del Negro.

Check this out: Porge Jokesada

Bill Clinton, in a speech on  October 3, 1991 he said the same thing.

What if our best athletes played Kabaddi?

I look kinda like that when I try to stop my kids from putting Oreos in the shopping cart.

If my baton hand-off efforts were interrupted by the stroke of a hot Brazilian, I’d probably lose control and just wildly toss it as well.

I’ll just lift up my leg and wipe the rim off with my sock, then go about my business as if nothing happened.

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

the 2005 Chicago White Sox are one of the 10 best baseball teams of all time

Give Tom Watson the 2009 Open Championship. If you want to follow the rules above, have him beat Cink in the 4-hole playoff.

Brian Anderson. Jon Mabry. Those two are definitely Guys I Remember.

This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?