I am a Christian and am very active in my current church and, prior to that, on-campus ministries when I attended a public university. I was almost held out of leadership on campus because I consumed alcohol (legally and responsibly) thanks to two men in the group who felt that was unchristian. Where that mindset…

Thanks for taking us on the journey.

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…

If the ban were announced with a one week notice, the “bad” would rush into our country during that week. A lot of bad “dudes” out there!

I bet Furillo would be taking a different tone were Jaleel White.  

Actually it doesn’t sound like that bad of an idea to me. And after people go to a game, they can stop at Ice Town on the way home.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

In the locker room!

Shots fired!

“So.. you’re saying that’s NOT real?” - Donald Trump

With your permission, I’d like to use this as the epitaph on the Deadspin commenting tombstone.

“I looked around the room and everyone had their heads down. And I said no.”

These are not the 72 virgins they were expecting.

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Yep, you still got it, Raysism. There's no way someone will make a funnier joke than this above you!