Mr Whitbrook, I’m sorry, but what on earth are you talking about? I really don’t want to sound too combative, but I’m genuinely baffled.

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Movies don’t kill people. Assault rifles wielded by right wing extremists kill people.

Dark is better at being Stranger Things than Stranger Things is.

This is precisely what I mean, yeah. Unions are a tool to get workers a seat at the table, not a magic wand to make everyone rich.

Everyone needs to unionize. Everyone. Every single person needs to be in a union.

This will always be the gold standard of Star Wars hilarity:

It’s just preparing for the midterms.

Hi, egoshoppe here, I created this gif. Just to clarify if there’s any confusion, this is highlighting the now-canon concept of Rey downloading skills from Kylo when she forced her way back into his mind in The Force Awakens. From the Junior Novelization:

Because they were never really there in the first place?

Have Rick regenerate into Patrick Troughton. Problem solved!

I simply tell myself that George Lucas died sometime in the early 90's before he had a chance to continue Star Wars. Very tragic for one so young. He had an aneurism in his sleep. The prequel movies were created by his less talented protege Lucas George from notes he had left behind. It helps explain some of the mess…

I still think Rogue One is the best of the new Star Wars films

Never tell me the odds!

If there is anyone I feel bad for among all the debating and fury around Luke in The Last Jedi, it’s Mark. He trying to be very diplomatic now, but you can tell the changes to Luke just absolutely broke his heart (especially since he knew what George wanted to do with the character).

The whole thing was worth it for V.I.N.C.E.N.T in the sandcrawler.

I am pretty sure I hated this movie. There were so many things in there that wasn’t Star Wars and didn’t feel like Star Wars. The Matrix Style slow motion ducking under the lightsaber, Luke brushing his shoulders off, the reach out and Luke ticking Rey with a leaf. The your mom joke. Leia’s Mary Poppins/Superman float…

Am I the only one who thought You-Know-Who sounded exactly like Londo Mollari?

I’ll admit that I don’t watch the show but if it hasn’t jumped the shark by now then this is surely the moment that it will