Tell me how this is fake news. Please, point to information in the story above that is false or in any way incorrect. Go on, I’ll wait. Educate me.

Contiguous bias!

Your time might come, but it’ll come a couple of hours behind the rest of our time.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

For dodgeball, remember the 5 ‘D’s:

Wow, when I went to Yankee Stadium, all I got was a $12 beer, verbally assaulted and the clap.

Plot-holes.

A hero who stands up to a racist, misogynist moron? I’d hire them in a second. It’s only you right-wing dipshits who have such a hard-on for powerful people that you don’t think anyone should ever stand up to them.

Why would they have any trouble at all finding employment? They tweeted straight facts. Wow, major crime alert.

“ as Christian, I challenge the scientific claims of evolution”

“Environmentally friendly bulbs” isn’t a fact, it’s a label, like “affordable luxury car.” And since it’s presented as marketing, any adult should know that it might not be an objective truth.

I’m sure the electric company will still find a way to let me know that I’m using far more energy than nearby homes of similar size.

#BIGGLY

but 46 million — including Facebook, Twitter and ya know, Instagram

You lost me at “latter.”

When you arbitrarily take away enough Hillary votes, she loses!

And 3D TV....

Way to cherry pick that quote, assholes.
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“You know who else was ‘Man of the Year’?”
*Crowd Cheers*
“That’s right, a little man called Hitler!”
*Bass Slaps*
“I’m just sayin’, the trains ran on time, amirite?”
*Cheers*
*Double bass slap*
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