According to Picky Weedia, Bing uses Wolfram Alpha's API, so it definitively IS a Wolfram Alpha.

Wait a second... These are FAKE hands!!

Can I use this to delete Vince Vaughan from everything?

@Zinger314: (╬ ಠ益ಠ)

@tyler.derden: Did you build that? It's pretty neat, I don't think I've ever seen a full-suspension recumbent. Is the foremost derailleur acting as just a chain tensioner, or is there a third gear in there? I can't quite tell, though you've got it cable'd up, so it has to be doing something!

Look at it. There is a door on the side. It is a box for a clever person to sit inside. Silly IBM.

@Kraken: Three points: Cheap, crap, no 720p. Cheap: it is, that's why it doesn't have 720p, don't be a weiner. That covers two of the points. Now, crap? How? Is there not a reason that it has sold so well?

@Kraken: "Classic Nintendo?" I can't think of a single thing Nintendo've made that's been flimsy. My DS has survived two bike crashes and lots of not-very-careful treatment, I threw my 'cube across the room (because of Metroids, assbaskets) and it still worked, and you could beat someone to death with a 64 and it…

Do they really think I'm unwilling to just take the girl, too?

I'd say the reason the 3D screen seemed lower resolution than you were expecting has something with it being tricky to get the whole "lenticular" thing to work with super-tiny pixels. I hope they release an XL version at launch, or soon after - I haven't bought the DSXL because I've been waiting for this, but I've…

@Coreboy: Also: water. It's like, the anti-fire, but it's made of the gasses we ignite to get us into space, which is cool.