OH SHIT

@two-oh-sickness: I doubt it uses the screen instead of a pair of rails.

@icelight: I lick at your heels, proud wordsmith

Mute it and put either of these on in the background for an improved video experience.

@kitebro: Fox is to news what science-fiction is to people don't understand "science" or "fiction."

@laseybuoy: ಠ_ಠ

@progressweasel: They're also fantastic for shooting at things you want to be on fire.

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...It would be interesting to see that on a slope.

@minardi: I imagine it can turn within its length, like a tank

An O'Sullivan, born in Dublin, living in Cork. Top o' the mornin', bitches

@You: Lithium-ion batteries have an energy density ~half that of TNT, the technology is brilliant. We make inefficient devices.

@Sir Beefychu: Something's wrong with your chicken.

Repost from my FB page:

I rarely carry my air compressor with me, especially not to places where wearing jewellery's a thing that you do.

I know! I said 'their,' not 'your.' I hold no beef with you, :P

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: That heart disease bubble isn't even close to taking up 1/5th of the entire death circle. And their "least" isn't even close to least.

@seriously, saycarramrod: Retarded is actually a perfect word for this situation.

I have a big polystyrene thing full of MSG in my kitchen. I sprinkle it on buttery toast.

@Spartanical: @sygyzy: You gents just don't know the value of a good complex-compound sentence. Pshaw and whiffle.