He’s got a vageyebrow.

Via @RobbieTassaro, here’s a side-by-side of the two clips.

Glad to see the NFL police are conducting a fair investigation.

So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.

I wonder what 1998 Matt Damon is whispering in his ear. Something sultry, no doubt.

“I bet that’s not real blood.”

Sometimes Philly fans throw shit at Santa. Sometimes they throw shit at Trump and/or Trump proxies. You win some, you lose some.

I don’t think you needed to capitalize “pussy,” but I like it...

Dear Baseball Gods-

Notice how he’s not running with them, Drake

I loved you in Clerks, but sometimes you gotta let those hard to reach chips go.