That is not what the pharmacist is like. The pharmacist is like, “[confirmed that the speaker is the person I intended to call] Hi Kyle, your prescription is ready.”

Played Jungle Juice pong in college. My last memory, as one of the last ones awake about an hour later while looking around at an entire roomful of passed out college students, was that this is about as close as anyone has come to experience Jonestown since Jonestown.