Needs moar crotch grab...(take that however you want...)

This here is the internet. Interwebs - for the lay person.

"Oooooooh, all those Bucs fans were asking for MERCY upon them?! Damn southern accent..."

— God

I'm the victim of a picker. We've been married 10+ years. I've managed to get her down to once every couple weeks of god-damned picking, but it was way worse when we first got married. It's torture. Fucking torture. I enjoy none of it. I've made this crystal clear, but she won't stop. Ever. Until my pimples…

Upon Thornton scoring 4 goals in a game, the San Jose Sharks play by play tries to explain the situation on the ice...

"It's....uh.....it's...it's....IT'S A ROCKETSHIP!!!"

The CD-I. It was like a shittier version of the Panasonic 3DO, if that was possible.

First sentence of the last paragraph says both 120v and Battery models are $129, so I think that they are available hard wired.

"Oregon drivers are also allowed to turn left from a two-way street onto a one-way - including onto a freeway ramp - on a red."

“If you asked George tomorrow," Josh Gorges said, "he’d say 'blergh sperm potato is car ramrod molson golson the best there is jaguar fatty hamburger.'”

IN REAL 'MURICAN FOOTBALL THAT THERE'S A FALSE START. YAH GET 5 YARDS COUNTED OFF FER PULLIN' THAT KINDA SHEEEEIT.

Well, this is supposed to be a fictional version of L.A., so if the shoe fits...

Agreed. I just posted about 476, but the Sure-Kill is way more worthy. Only two lanes in each direction with little to no place to pull over for emergencies, falling rocks, psychotic drivers, bad entrance/exit planning, blinding sunlight in the PM coming westbound around the Conshohocken Curve and virtually no time…

Honorable Mention - I-476, A.K.A. "The Blue Route", in suburban Philadelphia. Overall, it's OK during non-rush hour traffic, but thanks to Delaware County insisting that the highway be reduced from 6 lanes to 4 where that part of the highway passes through Delco, traffic gets oh-so-effed.

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"...Oh and that bulge in my backside, yeah, that's me pooping my pants..."

— Randy Mamola

I don't know, it did have Tommy Lee Jones and Linda Hamilton. I believe Chrysler Corp financed this movie so they could push the idea of "Turbo" as the future of everything.

Why can't these robots pick themselves up by their robotic bootstraps, rather than asking for help!

Duh-rifting?

My mellow. You're harshing it, dude.

MLB 2K13 - Now with Boob Physics!

VW licensed the Fender brand for the stereo in here, and it isn't bad, but it's just a name since Fender doesn't really make stereos. I'm nostalgic for 2003 and the days of the Monsoon Stereo in a Jetta blasting some Sugar Ray. Ah to be 17 again.