"What?!"

All Your Children

Relevant. And hilarious.

"There isn't much you can do to prevent that is there?"

"There's not much new in the video Apple soon-to-be-former parts reseller ETradeSupply posted..."

Ahem...

"I'd start with Lasers, 8:00, Day One..."

Can we call this the Roker effect? I can't look at him without seeing his former, larger self.

Here't the label that will be on all Ditto's clothing, plus an 800 number for dressing/un-dressing assistiance.

Ahh...I remember the radio ads like it were yesterday:

It's just a little shaken! It's still good, it's still good!

Relevant (also, apologies for the racial epithets).

This movie was shot in 5-B. 5 beers and it looks alright!

Was worth posting once over @ Kotaku, so I'll do it again:

What kind of trickeration is this....

The Best Football Fore Play:

Soooooooo...your husband is running for POTUS, and you describe him as a "wild and crazy guy." That sounds like a winning strategy.

Trooper: "License and registration, please."

"When their punches met in the middle they looked like two Amazonian tree frogs attacking one another in flying leaps."

I realize that this is not the case, but the way the 747 is flying with the Enterprise piggyback, it kinda reminds me of this...