The all-new Nissan Meh-nima. Now with 36mm more meh!

Glad he took the time to close the door before his truck went plummeting down the Fjord...

I don't have a horror story, but I steer clear of any of them that use anything inflatable outside. It unfortunately limits my options considerably.

So, I guess he really COULDN'T live without his radio!!

I guess "ZOINKS" was taken already??

Or, shitter's full.

I thought the Renault 11 was just playing some Kraftwerk on the stereo for a second...

"It says here 'Interesting trades considered...'"

"Combine Your iPhone and iPad Like Voltron To Make This Ukelele Synth"

Scheiße! Sie erhielten Asphalt in meinem Sauerkraut! Sie erhielten Sauerkraut in meinem Asphalt! Zwei schlechte Geschmäcke, die Schlechtes zusammen schmecken!

I was just thinking the same thing...

These are the Tron of Microwaves. If that makes sense. Probably not.

Fully appropriate. +1.

I'd like to Kubang that booth professional.

Hungry Hungry Hippocampus!!

The Notorious B.I.C.?

Also - If you have manual transmission, downshift and let your transmission do most of the braking for you. But be wary, doing so means you're not hitting the brake pedal/illuminating your brake lights, which means a jerk driver following too closely and not paying attention might end up in your trunk.

Thanks...thanks a lot...I can't stop scratching now...

Enter your details to be placed on the rendition list, er, we mean, connected to your member of Congress...yeah, that's the ticket....

Did you say Omaha Steaks?