Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

Oh, I thought Marilyn Manson went blonde for a sec...

Not sure why, but this reminds me of using a hole punch to turn a "single-sided" 5 1/4" floppy into a double-sided one...

That ain't shit. Philly vs Rochester back in the '90s, benches cleared in the 3rd, literally everyone from both teams were fighting. They stopped the game.

@CandyBacon: Yes. She went to 5 different colleges to get a degree in Journalism...(my apologies to any Journalists in the audience, no intent to offend you, you can't be as stupid as Palin...)

@LandofMinos, In Soviet Australia, internet censors you: "Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way...TURN."

@MikeRox: @freakyzoid: Both good points...

If you sell a used Buick, does GM get a cut? No. And they shouldn't. because somewhere, sometime, a dealership bought that car new, and GM got their cut then. Why should they get another cut every time that car is sold used?

Shouldn't a slide entitled "Wins for Toyota - Safety Group" tout, oh, I dunno, LIVES SAVED by their various safety technologies, and NOT delaying of safety rules so they can save some short term cash?!

@Kitsune Sniper: Because the shareholders benefit from actions like these. Wouldn't be surprised to see the stock increase over the next few days.

Nissan Joke...there, fixed it.

THANK YOU. I get a weekly email containing a zip file for work. The contents - one lousy Excel spreadsheet, about 75k in size. The extra small step (and I know, it is a small step) of extracting it drives me nuts.

Auger was the ref who handed out that 9 minute power play (19 minutes total + game misconduct) for what Carcillo did back in Dec. v. the Caps. Just sayin'.

@Bobby Big Wheel: If yahoo babel fish is to be trusted:

Megan Fox looks like she has a comb-over...

@JerryA: AMEN.

Looks like a flying Dustbuster. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

COD - Modern Warfare 2. Suh-weet.

Next year I fully expect Steve Wozniak to win with his bid from Segway Polo. At least that requires you to stand while a machine does most of the work ;)

Uhhh...just how much were they expecting to get for a Tiger Woods autographed picture sans transgressions, anyway? Enough to finance a trip?!